August 2012
Anonymously tell me why you think i'm single.
heytheretrivara:
Well, if anyone actually does this then it should be extremely interesting.
July 2012
LMAO
What the hell.?
Reblog if you’d like 3 messages from a curious...
Watchheartofthelion:
yes GOD now who got the remix?
Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid...
d4rth-m4u1:
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
lolsofunny:
these ladies are my idols
LOL here!!:D
Reblog if you've been told you have a nice butt.
TWERKING FOR JESUS!!!
nasty-otter:
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
regular,
curly,
waffle.
It can be made into chips
or ruffly
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
or...
When THIS scene comes on in The Lion King
ruinedchildhood:
EVERYBODY KNOWS
IT’S.
ABOUT.
TO GO.
DOWN!
“GET IT SIMBA!”
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
